Get a little Grumpy.

Welcome to Grumpy's little slice of cyberspace . It's a world of Handcrafted Pens, Cocktail Smokers and other equally meticulously made items. Enjoy your time here and buy something. You won't regret it.

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Clearance Items

Here you will find my collection of handmade sale priced items. The pens and other items here are discounted for a few reasons they may be damaged in some way, such as the finish is chipped. Some of the items may be pens that I don't plan on making anymore for different reasons. The good news is they still work fine the better news is you can get these items for 20% - 30% or more off.