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Welcome to Grumpy's little slice of cyberspace . It's a world of handcrafted pens, cocktail smoking equipment and other equally meticulously made items. Enjoy your time here and buy something. You won't regret it.

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The good stuff...

What's on sale?

Here you will find my collection of handmade sale priced items. The pens and other items here are discounted for a few reasons they may be damaged in some way, such as the finish is chipped. Some of the items may be pens that I don't plan on making anymore for different reasons. The good news is they still work fine the better news is you can get these items for 20% - 30% or more off.

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Testimonials

  • Drake says,

    These pens are high quality, and a unique long lasting gift idea! I bought two for Father’s day gifts for my Dad and father-in-law, they love them. These pens have become a talking point amongst them and they show them off all the time.

  • Handmade Knurl Rollerball pen. Sonora Desert Ironwood.

    Mike said,

    Highest quality, classy and professional pen. Feels great to hold and smoothest / effortless writing. Buy it, you’ll thank me if you do! (Knurl Rollerball).

  • Shane says,

    I got a Grumpy Guy pen a few months back and I have had it with me since I got it. It feels good in the hand with a good weight. I have had several people ask me where I got it. The wood selection was spot on and the finish is superb. Definitely 5 Stars.

  • Kathy said,

    My husband cut a small piece of wood from a black walnut tree from his parent's old place. They have come in and are beautiful works of art. (5 Bolt action
    pens)

  • Handmade Thick capped rollerball pen. Red dyed Wenge wood.

    Mike says,

    Best custom made pens. Get many compliments and writes better than uber expensive pens, and I own many costly branded pens.(Thick Rollerball)

  • Melissa said,

    I've bought a couple of these pens, they are beautiful. They always write beautify. I always get compliments on them. By far the best pens I've ever had.

  • Handmade Cigar twist pen. Spectraply wood.

    Tasha says,

    I've ordered multiple pens from Grumpy Guy Pens and all of them have been beautiful and worked great. I always get compliments on these pens. I definitely give Grumpy Guy Pens 5 stars.

  • Satisfied customer,

    A customer bought a cocktail smoker from me one afternoon. Later that day I got this pic from them. No words, just the pic. I think the pic says it all. That's a satisfied customer.

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