Explore Grumpy's collection of meticulously handcrafted writing instruments. They're made one at a time to last a lifetime while maintaining their beauty throughout. Take your time to browse and discover the perfect addition to your pen collection. And get a little Grumpy.

Handcrafted Ballpoint pens

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Handcrafted Rollerball Pens

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Handcrafted Fountain Pens

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Handmade Cocktail smokers

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Handmade Bottle stoppers

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Sonora Desert Ironwood Collection

This is a collection of pens handmade with Sonora Desert Ironwood. This beautiful wood comes to us from southern Arizona.

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What people are saying about Grumpy Guy Pens:

  • Shane:

    "I got a Grumpyguypens.com pen a few months back and I have had it with me since I got it. It feels good in the hand with a good weight. I have had several people ask me where I got it. The wood selection was spot on and the finish is superb. Definitely 5 Stars."

  • Kathy:

    "My husband cut a small piece of wood from a black walnut tree from his parent's old place and sent it to Grumpy. They have come in and are beautiful works of art. "

    (5 Bolt action pens)

  • Drake:

    "These pens are of high quality and a unique long lasting gift idea! I bought two for Father’s day gifts for my Dad and father-in-law, they love them. These pens have become a talking point amongst them and they show them off all the time."

  • Donna:

    "I have bought several pens from Grumpy Guy Pens. Everyone that I have given these pens to (including myself) have loved them. They are unique and very well made. My grandson picked out an Oreo cookie one for his daddy because that is his daddy's favorite cookie. His daddy loved it!!! I highly recommend these pens!!!"

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Grumpy Guy's Blog

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